Behind the doors of our plush upstanding workplace, there are so many dirty deeds that take place, and I’m not talking about the obvious.
The girls themselves can only do so much before they need us to pick up the pieces. Call it a supply chain, if you will that minimises time, inhibitions whilst maximising profits.
These are the secrets that every talented stripper should know and what everyone customer wished they knew.
THE BEST STRIPPER/STAFF SCAMS:
Obviously you’re out for a big night when your partying hard in a strip club but do you really think the strippers have been keeping up with you all night?
Of course not, whilst you’re busy starring at their ta-ta’s I’m handing out candy flavoured water to those minxes whilst keeping the profits for myself.
Oh don’t be so surprised, it’s just karma if your not going to tip us, in a place where it is most certainly mandatory.
The Double Shot:
This move is perfected with girlie charm and betting your insecurities of masculinity against you.
The classic “Let’s do shots” and when it comes time to drink them they wimp out forcing two on you, because they are no match and you can most certainty take it… Well until you pass out and they take all your money!
Ever woken up with a pounding headache and all of your cents gone? Well you think its all fun and games until you go withdraw some money or try to pay the bills with a maxed out credit card.
This is the natural progression after the above acts have been played. Often the dancers will keep you in the dance room once you are smashed because no one suspects you’ve basically passed out whilst sitting in a dance booth.
In all my years, so many ladies have maxed guys credit cards without a care in the world. I have witnessed some pretty horrible ones, where I’ve had to tell the dancers that he has no more money just for them to stop!
All the ladies of the fantasyland need to stick together. As much as the stripper can do for us we also have a lot of power.
After all we can judge the customer group, find out who the leader is (spending all the money), how much money they have and what type of girl they are into, as the customer sees us as unbiased and often gives us a “girl order” to which I fulfill and pimp out my ladies that I love.
Bottom-line; waitresses and strippers can both make and break each other’s chances of scoring big!
Moral of the story for us: Play nice and be rewarded.
Moral for the customer: Only ever bring cash to a strip club because once we have liquored you up, the game is on!
Lola Del Fontaine xo